John Schlongfellow - Banned
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Joined: Oct 2012
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RE: Rate Alpha Dream Service
12-16-2012 5:54 PM
Call me super cynical but it's odd how closely the Christmas sale thread and this thread are posted together.
A attempt to influence member sentiment or holiday cheer predicted some time ago?
If the latter were true the sale should have been timed to allow things to arrive for christmas.
I find the black/white nature of this thread deceptive since I'd have preferred a neutral vote and others might too.
People rarely vote DOWN a vendor, then order for the Christmas sale.
Managing expectations says it all.
Promises will make you friends and failure to deliver will turn them to enemies.
People will not remember what you said.
People will not remember what happened.
People will remember how you made them feel.
The meat of the matter.
I first emailed six days after shipping my return. THE DAY AFTER A PACKAGE SENT TO A FRIEND NOT AWAY FROM YOU WAS DELIVERED.
Date: Tue, November 27, 2012 2:47 am
To: [email protected]
Hi Chris and or Amara.
My name is John and this is concerning order number 9306.
I returned it last week but in my sleep deprivation induced stupor I forgot to include an order number on the package. Opps.
I did however wrap the bottle in a bubble mailer with my name/address and a note in purple permanent marker.
I hope I haven't broken some return etiquette, I rarely return things purchased online as buying sight unseen is just part of the deal.
I really appreciate your generous return policy and regret having to do so since Glace gets such rave reviews. Alas, it was not to be and I've found heavy alpha mixes to suit me best.
I'm now shopping for the wife.
Is there something in the "Stand up for yourself woman" or "Shutup and do as I say" type for women? She is getting walked on at work and needs some gumption.
Some DRIVE, some dom gear and a whip and some write ups for all the insubordinate bitches. Does this exist?
Any lady swagger in a bottle?
I'd rather not get my money back, but something different instead. Thanks in advance and hold off the refund a bit ok? .......john........
Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2012 7:24 PM
Subject: RE: Order Shipped # 9306
Hi John,
I would recommend Alpha Donna scented with "Under the Rose", this pheromone formula matches your description of a femme fatal. Under the Rose is fresh, floral, creamy, and sophisticated. You may also like Corporativo, this is suited for the work environment. It instills trust and confidence in the relationships of professional peers. It is a good ice breaker that helps to fortify a positive and strong first impression.
Sincerely,
Sasha
Date: Thu, November 29, 2012 7:01 am
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Hi Sasha ! What a very femme fatal sort of name you have, soft and familiar yet mysterious and exotic sounding all at once!
Your Alpha Donna suggestion has been echoed by various other sources, infact it's so highly regarded that I would be foolish to discard such consistent advice.
Roses are far from her favorite so a different scent is in order.
I understand that tangerine dream is reasonably close to Curve, which she was wearing when we met. I think the safe bet is ....uh...safe lolz.
The Glace was only $39.50 and Alpha Donna is $59.50
How would you like me to handle the balance?
Alpha Donna in Tangerine Dream FTW !!
I would like to restate how thankful I am for AD's generous return policy and so far excellent customer service.
It is obvious why this company is so highly acclaimed in the pheromone world.
Thu, 29 Nov 2012 1310
Hi John,
You are a lovely writer, it is as if I have walked right into beautiful peotry. We would be happy to exchange the Glace for Alpha Donna scented with Tangerine Dream. Please send a money order of $20.00 along with the bottle of Glace to:ADPT PO BOX 290 Orangevale, CA 95662 and we will send the requested item to you. Thank you for choosing Alpha Dream, many blessings to you and yours.
Sincerely,
Sasha
Date: Thu, November 29, 2012 5:47 pm
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Dearest Sasha,
I sincerely hope that you are a Sasha like your avatar on PheroTruth and not a Sasha like Borat.
If the latter is the case then kindly keep me in the dark.
I have already sent the Glace on 11-21
My first message details my incompetence in return procedures, surmise to say I forgot to label it with the order #.
My note also requested a refund as it was before I thought of Alpha Donna.
In short I fear I've made a bit of a mess.
I forgot AD used CC checkout instead of PP, as I had intended to PP the balance.
Hmmm.....
Fri, 30 Nov 2012 12034
Hi John ,
It seems I'm showing some signs of holiday madness. In trying to settle our clients requests, I've confused myself again. I do apologize, I will be speaking to Chris and Amara today to complete your order for one bottle of Alpha Donna tangerine scent (excellent choice). I'll contact you via email today and give you and update concerning this order. Stay toasty, warm wishes from Alpha Dream.
Sincerely,
Sasha
Ps. You shall be kept in the dark ;)
Notice she said TODAY which implies to me that I will get a reply TODAY.
5 DAYS WITHOUT A PEEP
Meanwhile back at the ranch I'm starting to sweat.
Date: Tue, December 04, 2012 2:12 am
EMAIL TITLED "DECIDED TO GIVE THE BALL A SHOVE"
Well Sasha I'm going to be late if I didn't get my ass moving here so I went ahead and ordered a bottle of Alpha Donna in jasmine.
I chose priority mail and hope it arrives before the 8th, damn we've cut it close.
I suppose this simplifies the Glace return back to refund status. Next time I return anything I'll be sure not to cheap out on delivery confirmation.
Sent: Tuesday, December 4, 2012 6:38 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Sasha I decided to give the ball a shove on # 9306
Hi john,
We have returned funds back to you via PayPal in the amount of $39.50 for order #9306 Fast Burn Glace. I will also issue a return of funds for order #9612 duplicate order of Alfa Donna w/ Jasmine Nights scent. You should receive confirmation for both returns by email. Your order #9614 is still being processed for you, Thank you for placing your order with us, we appreciate you.
Sincerely,
Sasha
Well now that I had managed to have $39.50 + 64.50+ 64.50 on the CC all at the same time she was quick to take notice.
Had I not ordered on 12-4 I'm quite sure another week would have been wasted.
Her gift (that I intended to use as an introduction to pheromones) arrived with less than 24 hours to spare.
All in all being patient with your company made a gift arrive the day before the event which is cutting it far to close for my taste.
I try very hard not to pester vendors and only make contact proportional to their profit margin. Discount vendors a;most never get contacted.
AD is not a discount vendor and I still only mailed due to time constraints.
Since Mark something to say I'll add this.
(12-16-2012 9:32 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote: You know John, I'm curious:
Have you actually ordered from Chris? Per your post in his sales thread apparently not. So, then who are you to say whether his service sucks or not?
This is the second time in just a couple of weeks when you've jumped on the bandwagon to bash sombody where you had no bone to pick in the fight.
The world does not revolve around Chris's sale thread.
https://pherotruth.com/Thread-My-stream-...0#pid70440
and this https://pherotruth.com/Thread-Alpha-B-or...s-it-exist
Unfortunately I can't post a review since she knows it cost $65 so she refuses to use more than 1/2 spray.
Knowing the price ruined the gift. ![Scout Scout](/images/smilies/scaut_en.gif)
SEE NEXT QUOTE
(12-16-2012 9:32 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote: And Chris, I knew without a doubt that the statement you made about the $500 purchase was going to come back to bite you in the ass.
In this economy, $500 may seem like a few drops in the bucket to you, but to many people on the forum it may represent a week or more of hard work.
Ya think?
I don't normally get mad when people say stupid things on the internet but that REALLY pissed me off.
SEE PREVIOUS QUOTE
(12-16-2012 9:32 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote: As for Mark's posts, ....... but then his posts went from wanting to fix it to being intent on bashing you and causing harm. And believe me, we noticed!
This is true as can be and I can honestly say I'm sorry to have participated in that thread except this post which was tongue in cheek
https://pherotruth.com/Thread-Mmmm-What-...2#pid69942
You know folks I'm honestly trying to contribute to this place.
Rubbing all kinda theoretical beta pitstank all over myself and marching around like I own the place to see if people buy it.
I have a journal, and I'm extremely candid.
Anyone who's willing to
(12-07-2012 8:13 AM)Pagodeiro Wrote: use the search function !!
can see many loooong posts.
When you see me make a short post assume it's pure cynicism.
To close this insane post I'll say this.
I will now treat orders to AD identically to orders from HK vendors.
I will order FAR ahead of time, try not to email or use too many words, and only buy when they have a sale.
Which is now. ![Whistle3 Whistle3](/images/smilies/whistle3.gif)
My advice is only based on mistakes I've made.
I am the Edison of socialization.
Exoticaxs, Connectionsxs, Cohesion oil, Ascend oil, Desire Me oil, Domination oil, Evolve oil, Glace, Corpo, Alpha Donna, LIIK, TA oil, TL oil, TL4W spray, 7keto DHEA, DHEA, Neno, PEA, Trione, Anone, Enone, Erone, Arone, A THDOC,
Neno Neno Wherefore art thou oh Neno ???? right next to the coffee !!
http://pherotruth.com/Thread-My-stream-o...9#pid74219
rant ---> http://pherotruth.com/Thread-My-stream-o...9#pid73109
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