Post: #1

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Harris here. Some of you probably recognize or know my name from Pheromonetalk. Yes I've been out of the limelight for some time now, but I assure you that I've always been in the background, scrouring the planet for the purest and highest quality molecules, seeking out new molecules showing putative properties, researching, testing, creating new products, and quietly pulling the strings.

Today I am happy to announce that Androtics Direct has taken possession and control of the pherotruth domain, forum software and database through Legal Injunction and Judgment issued in U.S. District Court.

Over the coming weeks we will be removing the forums of the various scam pheromone companies, pouring through threads and removing inaccurate and derogatory information pertaining to Androtics, eliminating those members who have made untrue and abusive statements about Androtics, and generally doing all that we can to insure that you are provided only the most accurate information on and about the highest quality products from the only honest and legitimate pheromone company.

We ask that you bear with us through this transitionary period and not to be alarmed when you see the forum shrinking considerably and members disappearing. Most importantly we want to thank each and every one of you who have remained loyal to Androtics through good and bad times, and to encourage those of you that haven't to give us another chance.

Wishing each and every one of you a blessed and pheromone infused April Fools Day!

Michael Harris

Post: #2

Well, I'll be! It's him!

Is it really you, or someone using MHarris' name?

This is gonna be interesting.

Nice first of April!

Post: #3

April Em Effin' Fools!!!


Way to get us off to a good start to this day...

Post: #4

Lol, nice one! My heart rate increased during the first sentence, and then I was like, "Really, RTB? You just spent the first 30 minutes of the day contemplating what you'd do to people today, and you fall for something already? DAMMIT!"

Post: #5

Wow, a world like that shouldn't exist. I did believe it
Mark In Dallas being banned made me a believer.

Bow down to the king, all hail Michael Harris !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post: #6

I like the "mark-in-dallas - Banned"

Nice touch!

Post: #7

Well, it is the 1st of April, isn't it?

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(04-01-2015 8:31 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote:  Well, it is the 1st of April, isn't it?

Heck i only just discovered this thread and i thought WTF is going on, its a good thing i am way past April fools day ha ha it is April 2 nd here in AUS

Post: #9

My heart jumped and skipped a beat when I read the first 2nd paragraph
Good one Mark

M.

Post: #10

I LOL'd very hard indeed!

Good work. I read a bunch of it, trembled with fear, then decided to check the date and was pleasantly relieved lol.

Mark is alive and well, in an undisclosed location folks! Lol