Hi ladies & Gents guess whose back?
Testing Ground: A large Posh urban clothing store in a nice area.
Subjects: African American Women ages 17 to 25
Arsenal: 2 drops of HAX 512M
Cover scent: 1 Million by Paco Rabanne
First and update:
So yesterday I decided that I really needed to get myself out of my funk and get out the house. I was disappointed in the lady I met through the dating agency because while I was very ill and suffering from the flu she proceeded to go out partying with her friends. I felt that if someone really cared about me had felt a connection they should be more worried about my well-being then going out partying and not really making an effort to stay in contact with me. After all she knows I have health conditions and I ended up losing about 15lbs over the period.
When she finally came to see me after the flu had past I told her how I felt about her behavior and that I felt maybe her priorities didn't match with mines because of her age. She apologized and tried to explained herself but I wasn't having any of it. She asked did i still want to see her and I was like yes. She then asked was I going to see other women from the agency and I informed her that I would. She got upset and thought it was a step backwards and decided it was best that she left. So she drove back to Orlando.
I haven't spoken on the phone to her since then although she does text me from time to time on a friendly level but it's obvious that the flame is gone. The agency as already introduced me to a fashion model who saw my profile and wants to get to know me better. She looks amazing! The most exotic eyes I have ever seen.
Well back to the testing:
Subject: Shop Employee
Race: African American
Age: 19
Height: 5'4
Looks: 7/10
Personality: trendy & bubbly
So I'm snapping myself out of my flu induced downer mode. I decide to break out the clippers to give myself my usual military cut and to go out and do some shopping. After taking a shower I rub on my lotion as always and then I decide what the hell let me test out 515M to see what all the fuss is about.
I rub a dropp behind both ears. 2 drops in total and spray 2 sprays of my cover scent. 1 spray on my shirt & 1 spray on my throat area. It was kind of a cool day so I had on some corduroy trousers & and my favorite golfing sweater/wind breaker on and my usual driving loafers. I looked pretty dapper indeed
So I head over to this mall area and notice a UPS store so I decide to go in and send off some paperwork I have been carrying around for the last few weeks that needed to get shipped to the office. Once I do that I notice a honey baked ham store and decide to go in and see whats on offer. After having a drink and a sandwich I decide to carry on walking when I get to a massive Urban Clothing store.
This place was very unusual as it was top notch. It didn't have any hardcore gangsta rap blasting and people with gold teeth and dreads cursing everywhere. It seemed to be stocked with beautiful black women, who were in shape, spoke like they weren't raised by wolves, and actually head their own real hair. I was kind of shocked as it seemed like I was in a twilight zone as this not something you normally see in the South.
When walked in I got pass a woman who was hanging up clothes on a mannequin. She had her back facing me so she didn't notice me (Or so I thought)
Apparently she noticed 512M right away. I walk another 50 feet and stop in front of the Lacoste shoes selection. While I'm looking at the loafers I her the gentle voice (Can I help you?). I turn to my right and look at her and say just looking but thanks. She smiles and says you're welcome. So I continue looking at the other shoes when I hear her singing a Calvin Harris song called (FEEL SO CLOSE).
Me: Hey do know who sings that song?
Her: Yes Calvin Harris
Me: Wow! But do you know where he's from?
Her: Nooo
Me: Ha gotcha...He's from England
Her: Well do you know who A-team is?
Me: Ohhh Nooo
Her: yeah gotcha
From that moment on she proceeded to follow me around this massive store chatting her head off about how she likes all types of music and doesn't listen to the usual black music. She was telling me about all these different things she wanted to try and have tried. Basically she was trying to win my approval by talking up her worldliness. When there was other customers coming in she asked me was I on facebook.
Me: Yeah I'm on facebook but to busy to use it so just take my number and hit me up sometime. (Trying to sound as urban as possible in my loafers and golfing jacket.
Her: Okay
She takes my number then goes off to help the other customers. She then sends me text with her contact details telling me to give her all call sometime. While she was helping other customers I guess she had spoke to her other female coworkers so they started to come by one at a time and start up conversations with me. I could tell they 512M was hitting them fast and hard. There was lots of loud laughing and gigging.
After I finished looking around I went to make my exit and all the girls said bye come again like I was a celebrity. This was totally shocking what happened to me. You see in the american the african american women are known to be some of the most bad attitude bitches this world has seen.
A little history:
African American women have always hated my guts. You see in the african american culture when I was growing up if you didn't dress a certain way, speak a certain way, or you got good grades you were considered a uncle tom and belittled and bullied in school if you were black. Black women were the ones who actually would instigate this abuse and the black boys just followed there lead. Black on Black racism.
My mother soon shipped me to a private school where all the whites and jews went after first grade. So I have always had a disgust for black women the way they carry themselves and treated me and also the fact that my birth mother who is black didn't even want me and left me at hospital after my birth.
I have never actually had sex with a black woman and none of my combos ever seemed to work on black women until the time I was in the hospital and put on a lot of drops a314 to confront my black nurse who was being a bitch. Once I confronted her she completely changed her tune and became attracted to me. She tried to give me a blowjob to get me hard so that she could ride me in the hospital bed but I was to ill and on to much medication to get hard to have sex at that point so I just ended up fingering her until she came.
History lesson over:
Now feeling rather good I decide to go into the suit warehouse store. It was filled with suits for your average man priced just right for people going to prom, a job interview or church. Not my type of suit shop by some of their winter wool coats caught my eye.
Test Subject: A Young Mother
Race: African American
Age: Late 20's
Height: 5'7
Looks: 8/10
Personality: Spaced Out!
While I'm looking for my size to try on a black man and a kid walks behind me in the same isle. Then a black woman comes walking past me turns, gives me a look, and a big smile. She then pauses for a little bit and looks at me again and smiles. This woman was hot, in great shape with an amazing smile. She then precedes to walk to another isle where her husband has gone. Her son was looking at something on side rack so she passed him.
Once she gets to the isle she looks at me a again with a confused look on her face and smiles and says Hi! I say HI back and she smiles and I smile then she walks towards her husband. Her son looks back at me wondering why his mother just said hi to this complete stranger. For the rest of the time I was in the ladies sight she would just look at me and smile. The looks she gaves me were like she was in the presence of greatness. She just couldn't help but look at me and she had no ideal why.
512M you have managed to impress me you turned black women into putty in my hands. I can only imagine the effect this would have on latin women. It's range seems to be 9 feet and it hits in less then 30seconds.
After having great success with it. I was around dinner time so I decided to have some BBQ and stopped by a place called Sonny's BBQ. I decided to eat in and got seated. My waitress was an older white lady. I didn't notice any effects 512M was having on her.
However when I went to pay my bill at the register the cashier who was about 20 and white was a real cold bitch to me. She wouldn't look at me and didn't even say thank you come again. It didn't have anything to do with my race as the gentlemen paying before was black and she said hi and have a nice day please come again to him.
So why did she give me such a cold shoulder? I don't think I ODed with only 2 drops.
Oh well you can't win them all.
Overall I'm very impressed with 512 and will be testing it a lot more to if it's consistent. Maybe I will have to fly over to miami for the weekend and test it on the latin ladies in a club. 512 is said to be a warm weather pheromone but it was only 56 degrees and got me instant hits so in the summer I should get dragged into an alley and gang banged by black & latin women.
Anyways I have been chatting and talking back and forth the my 19 year old nubian princess and she is gonna come over for some home-cooked food and loving tomorrow after she finishes work. I look forward to having my way with her since she will be my first black woman in bed.
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