Post: #21

(12-06-2011 1:19 PM)mark-in-dallas Wrote:  Maybe the girls you go out with do, but not I.

LOL Mark,

Thailand is on my no sleep with list & so is Sweden because of their insane sex laws they have. I had an old army buddy who got oral sex from a girl unprotected then had protected sex with her then he doesn't want to be with her anymore because it was a one night stand. She goes to the police gets him arrested and he says what did I do? They say well she feels you may have put her at risk for allowing her to give you an unprotected blow job. So we are arresting you for that. even though she admits he didn't force her to do it.

My friend is like WTF are you guys really putting me in jail for allowing a woman to give me a blow job when I wasn't wearing a condom. The officer was like yeah. Women can change there mind here after sex even if they agreed before.

Lucky for him the army shipped his ass back to america when he got out of jail. Insane world we live in my friends.

Post: #22

(12-06-2011 1:16 PM)as33156 Wrote:  Unless you are in Thailand then boys and girls have penises

And in Brazil i've seen "guys" with but cheek implantants !!

Pago

Post: #23

(12-06-2011 1:29 PM)as33156 Wrote:  The officer was like yeah. Women can change there mind here after sex even if they agreed before.

I can see it now: "So are you sure you want to have sex? OK, but are you really sure? No, no I mean are you absolutly postive you are really, really sure?

OK, so should I put on a condom? Are you sure? OK, but are you really sure? No, no, I mean are you absolutely positive you are really, really sure?

OK, so can I put it in now? Are you sure.......................

Post: #24

(12-06-2011 1:16 PM)as33156 Wrote:  Unless you are in Thailand then boys and girls have penises

ROFL! Sounds you're talking from experience, as!

Post: #25

(12-06-2011 5:23 PM)mark-in-dallas Wrote:  I can see it now: "So are you sure you want to have sex? OK, but are you really sure? No, no I mean are you absolutly postive you are really, really sure?

OK, so should I put on a condom? Are you sure? OK, but are you really sure? No, no, I mean are you absolutely positive you are really, really sure?

OK, so can I put it in now? Are you sure.......................

LAWL!

Post: #26

(12-06-2011 1:29 PM)as33156 Wrote:  She goes to the police gets him arrested and he says what did I do? They say well she feels you may have put her at risk for allowing her to give you an unprotected blow job. So we are arresting you for that. even though she admits he didn't force her to do it.

uhmm how does she prove it? Or do they just take her word?

Post: #27

(12-06-2011 7:12 PM)Pheroman Wrote:  uhmm how does she prove it? Or do they just take her word?

She bit down while she was at it, and they scraped some torn skin from between her teeth.


Or they swabbed the inside of her cheeks for traces of semen.

Post: #28

(12-06-2011 7:12 PM)Pheroman Wrote:  uhmm how does she prove it? Or do they just take her word?

By their insane laws you get arrested first and spend like up to 4 days in jail before you get out. They always take the ladies word. There have been many footballers who have been accused of rape that were playing a game out of the country when the lady said it happened but still got arrested put in jail for a few days. After all we all have an evil twin don't we?

Post: #29

(12-06-2011 7:09 PM)Fly So Hi Wrote:  ROFL! Sounds you're talking from experience, as!

Almost happened to my drunk friend. I saved his manhood by pulling up her dress to show him the package. I have to admit if you have average eye sight and was drunk most guys would have took her home and got a nasty surprise. She probably had aids also.

That's why I never fucking get drunk it's not worth it in the end.

Post: #30

(12-06-2011 2:20 PM)Pagodeiro Wrote:  And in Brazil i've seen "guys" with but cheek implantants !!

Pago

Wow Pago! A 6 foot dude with a big ass. I would run the other way if it was night time. One can never be to cautious when you are vertically challenged as I am.