Post: #1

What a hoot! I think everyone should meet Marvin !!!
Meet Marvin , men's answer to Maxine

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None.... It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something
smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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AND MAXINE SAYS...........' MARVIN '...



Maxine just had to have the last word.

Post: #2

Ooh, ooh! I've got a couple (Ladies, avert thine eyes. I'm not out to offend anyone, but us guys need some levity once in awhile for the crap we get)

Q. A man runs over a woman with his car. Whose fault is it?
A. The man's, of course. What the hell is he doing driving in the kitchen?
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Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You told her twice already.
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Q. How many men does it take to change the kitchen lightbulb?
A. None. Make the bitch cook in the dark.
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Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Smack her.

-D4