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How to GET AN AWESOME BJ EVERY SINGLE TIME
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John Schlongfellow
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Its My Birthday! How to GET AN AWESOME BJ EVERY SINGLE TIME
01-02-2013 9:49 AM

IMHO there is nothing so special as a blowjobs.

Nothing says YOU'RE THE MAN like a woman who's willing to get down on her knees and tell you she loves you. Tongue<----B Shok
When a woman gives you a blowjob it's just that GIVING.
Giving to make YOU feel good, not her, not facebook, just your dick, her mouth, and hopefully a lot of passion.
(and something planned about how it'll finish )
SO EROTIC

Now that I've stated how we all hopefully feel about BJs...



Long ago someone robbed me of the pleasure of blowjobs.
WHAT? Shok

Sad but true.
For most of my adult life I've been almost completely UNABLE to feel anything when receiving fellatio.

I'm sure you're asking yourself what tragic accident left me in this condition of reduced manhood?

Well you'll be even more alarmed to hear IT WAS NO ACCIDENT !!!!!!
Sad but true, I was a victim of genital mutilation as an infant!

Now I'll bet you're wondering if they caught the sick SOB that did it right?
WORSE !!!
HE GOT PAYED FOR DOING IT !!!!


We're here today to talk about the HORRORS of circumcision.
My name is John and when I was a baby someone cut half of the skin off my dick.

The head of the penis,which I will now refer to as the glans, is supposed to be an INTERNAL organ.
Imagine if you took your tongue out of your mouth and put it in your pants pocket.
How long would it stay wet?
Soft?
SUPER sensitive?

No it would be dried out, calloused and numb within weeks. Wacko


The fate of an uncovered glans is quite the same.
Here are pictures of circ vs uncirc and notice the shiny supple look of the uncirc glans on the right.

here is a severely keratinized glans.
here is a uncirc one

Does yours look like sunbaked desert mud or shiny and smooth like the inside of your lip?

Still don't think this MEANS anything?
ask a blind from birth what the sunset looks like

That's right YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!!

I'm sure now you're wondering why I even told you this.
"Golly John are you just here to rub it in?"
Hell no I'm here to tell you the good news THERE IS A WAY TO FIX IT AND GET A BETTER BLOWJOB
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
Wizard

Yes ladies and gentlemen FORESKIN RESTORATION is like magic Wizard
Ladies?
WIN for the ladies with
less friction and "Super Slinky Gliding Action"
no keratinized glans rubbing their soft inside raw
deeper grinding action increasing pressure in the pubic area
your oral affections will be MUCH more productive literally making his toes curl

WIN for the men with
MORE DICK because as long as it's MINE more MUST be better. Agreed?
Spine racking - leg cramping - breath taking - :O every BJ (even if she doesn't have a clue)
5 X sensation WHAT? YES maybe 10X !!
masturbation drastically improved since foreskin provides natural labia minora texture for hella good rubbin
foreskin traps pre ejaculate fluids for His and Her's lubrication

If you are circumcised PLEASE for your own sake restore your foreskin!
I can honestly say it's the best thing I've ever done with my penis.

Where do you start? Let's start at the beginning.
Since some parts can't be restored, finding out what you have left will determine how close you can come to being whole again.


The BAD
No one who is circumcised retains their preputial sphincter, it's gone, shed a tear and man up because we're on a mission here. Pilot

Do you still have a frenulum?
If YES then consider yourself lucky since frenulum might be the male equivalent of the clit.

How much foreskin do you have? Here's an index.
CI-1 you're in for some work.
CI-2 gives you something to get hold of.
I started @ CI-2 and a year later I'm past CI-6


I'm going to repeat
Best hing I've ever done with my penis
PERMANENT
SUPER GRATIFYING
NOT THAT HARD
ALMOST FREE

Words cannot express how much better everything feels

next post will deal with HOW
I'll cover the methods I used and show you how to make devices yourself from things readily available at the market or hardware store.

oh yeah DIY with pics


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(This post was last modified: 01-02-2013 10:06 AM by John Schlongfellow.)
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