RE: Apex - Mr Vetiver?
08-25-2020 10:48 AM
(To the tune of Mr. Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne, Randy Rhodes, Bob Daisley)
Mr. Vetiver, uplifts you in the head
Mr. Vetiver, makes her leave nothing unsaid.
It makes the encounter dynamic
With its social draw
It pulls her in like magic
Laughing and smiling all the while…
Some time ago I used Mr. Vetiver on a few occasions, mainly as an excellent cover scent, with M3X and a few other products. Even back then I noted that the trace amounts I used seemed to add a light, almost festive, social air to my wanton and lascivious companions; oftimes with the lady happily chattering incessantly.
Last evening I took my new dropper-bottle of Mr. Vetiver out for a test spin. In its concentrated form, the scent, at least to me, is fresh and clean with (not surprisingly) an abundance of mellowing vetiver scent. It is not a complex scent at all but it is fresh and aqueous that gives one a newly cleansed and shaved manly waft with hints of natural green. While I’ve been drawn to the more complicated and exotic artisan scents from LPMP of late, this is a cool splash of subdued cologne simplicity that almost anyone can easily wear.
The pheromones in Mr. Vetiver are a social sexual and the pheromones match the scent quite well. I applied 4 drops to my inner wrists, front of neck, and sides of my chest. The scent on my skin was initially medium-strong but soon mellowed out so I could hardly smell it; I had no concerns over being the ‘cologne guy’.
Self-effects, for me, were light, but notable. I felt more like conversing and enjoying good times with people and I had an almost immediate mellowing out and uplifting of mood. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it turned my frown upside down, but it did take my typical easy-going and jovial attitude and dial it up a notch or two while giving me a bit of internal happy-calm and relaxation.
After closing my stores I went to three locales before I made it home and hunted about for instant effects and hits. I got a few extra smiles, some ladies getting less-than-socially-distant from me, and an extra stare or two above baseline, but nothing that would really scream “I am a golden sex-god” like the more sexual blends I’ve used. All in all, I just seemed to be pleasant and likeable to random strangers.
If Mr. Vetiver seems to be a bit lackluster in the gawk & awe factor, it does really shine in interpersonal interactions. As soon as conversation began it was like the others would like nothing more than to sit or stand there with me for hours upon hours just chatting away about anything and everything. With the few men I spoke to I noted a casual friendship sort of comfortable vibe with them. With women it was similar but heightened by a good bit of light and playful flirtation.
I made it home to the wife and kids and did my ‘home from my business’ chores and then cleaned up to spend some time with the wife. After our initial embrace and ‘married coupled shouldn’t kiss with that much passion’ greeting I noted that the wife was much more conversational (as in being a chatterbox) than usual. Her mood was notable lighter and more frisky than usual and she delighted in light and quasi-flirtatious banter. She was either in a clingy, hang on Gladen, sort of mood or the Mr. Vetiver just made her happy and feeling that intimate closeness; either way I happily took it.
While preparing part of the upstairs for remodeling I ran into a snag that more or less totally destroyed the remodeling plans (until that issue is dealt with). My wife put forth solution proposal, rapid-fire, that just wouldn’t work and things got a bit heated with her as she took umbrage at ‘her ideas’ being dismissed. I had to slow her down a bit and explain to her that I had already considered those options, in the moment, and disposed of them because they will not address the core issue. After that it was like she was switched back on again. She almost immediately went back into chattering clingy mode.
Afterwards things got a bit romantic and the sexual aspects started to shine a bit. I don’t feel that Mr. Vetiver is an overt sexual at all; rather that the light social aspects foster a mood of fun and pleasure of company and the ease of talking creates a bond and connection—all of which helps to tap into a lady’s desire emotions. Nonetheless, it was fun and pleasant and the entire evening had that same fresh and vibrant sheen as the vetiver scent physically has. No naughty kinky fun time last night because mitigating circumstances belayed her being in the mood…in fact I was surprised that her mood lightened up enough for her to become Miss June Cuddle Bunny.
Overall I not only love the scent of Mr. Vetiver, but I found it to be a great social lube for smooth conversation, light fun, flirting, and laid back encounters. It gives off a great Gonzo ‘old friends that just met’ (Original Muppet Movie reference) vibe with strangers and is a fantastic ‘enjoy the moment’ product for people you are already close with. While I saw a bit of romantic sexual undertones with this, I wouldn’t exactly call it a heavy-hitter for instant sex appeal. It very well may be, but I didn’t really have much of an opportunity to test it that way. All in all Mr. Vetiver is kind of like fun in a bottle with a fresh and clean aura that is perfectly matched by the scent.
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